Justin- I'm going to go buy some land.
Me- Land?
Justin- Yes. Land.
Me- Why?
Justin- So I can run around naked.
I've been with my boyfriend for over 3 years and everyday he says something completely ridiculous and hilarious. One day I decided that perhaps the rest of the world would find him humorous as well.
Thanks to stuffmygirlfriendsays.com and shitmydadsays.com for inspiration :)
Friday, October 28, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Marriage
Me- Are we ever going to get married?
Justin- I don't know. Probably. You'll have to ask the big man in charge.
Justin- I don't know. Probably. You'll have to ask the big man in charge.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Talking about his chickens (yes, real chickens)
Me- Did you fix the chickens up?
Him- Yeah they're all wearing dresses
Me- Dresses?
Him- Yeah I fixed them up real nice
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