Monday, June 27, 2011

His childhood ink poisoning

Me - How did that happen?
Justin - It was an ink pad and I licked it!
Me - Who does that?!
Justin - I was hungry! My mom probably didn't feed me that day!!

Monday, June 6, 2011

Bieber?

Me- Dude you should cut your hair and make it into a faux hawk!!
Justin- Oh. I thought you were going to say make my hair longer and wear purple because of my beautiful voice!!

Sunday, June 5, 2011

I was quoting Katy Perry and it got out of control

Via iChat-
Me- LOLZ UR SEW GAY N U DON EVEN LIKE BOIS
Justin- IM LISTENIN TO EVANESCENCE AND CUTTING MY UPPER THIGH LOL