Point Proven

Me- Do you have ADHD?
Justin- No. Why?
Me- Well how do you jump from topic to topic so quickly?
Justin- Wait! Hold on! Sharks!!

Talking about Geoffrey Chaucer

Justin- I can't believe his name is Geoffrey! That name is still used today!
Me- Yeah so? So is William
Justin- HOW DID THEY UNDERSTAND THESE WORDS?!

Emma Watson

Me- I wish I looked like Hermione Granger
Justin- Yes Samantha I think we ALL wish we were Hermione Granger

This one is long, but worth it

Justin- This quote says that religion is everywhere but not universal. I would explain that as me and samstin are in the mall. And we have five dollars. But I want change for five dollars. So Samstin is like, oh no problem! And he pulls a change machine out of his shell. So we put the dollar in and get 4 quarters in and then put two quarters in and get 50 cents. So then we go back to Pittsfield, we were in Springfield, and we turn left and right and we go to Horton's. And we put the quarter in the gumball machine and get gum. Basically money is everywhere but you can't use it at every place.

Fiction vs Non-fiction

Justin- Dude I don't think Harry Potter is a true story!! Like why would an old man wanna kill a little boy? It's fake.

Me- Yeah Justin it's real...because magic is real and all...ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Justin- Anyway I think Taylor Lautner is hotter than Rupert Grint

After I complimented him on his eye color

Yeah my mom says they are starburst blue...but I personally like to think of them as starburst SAPPHIRE!

As we are about to get off the phone

You should have been Prom Queen...Ok love you bye!!