Talking About Mean Girls

Me - Everyone likes Mean Girls!

Justin - Nobody even likes that movie & Lindsay Lohan is hot.

Me - That doesn't even make sense...you did not prove your point there.

Talking about how Dexter has no feelings

Justin - I don't have feelings either.

Me - Dude I saw you cry the other day...you have feelings.

Watching the Craigslist Killer movie

Justin - Yeah...when I kill women, I take out the bladder.

Me - Why's that?

Justin - No reason...

Me - ...what...

How romantic

Laying on the couch-
"I love you so much!...Oh my gosh...I almost vomited on your boob."

She does not read this blog...

Me - Guess who reads my blog!

Justin - That girl from that show? Bees and Knees? What's it called...Even Stevens!!!

Passwords

You know what I should make my password? No one would ever guess it....Justin likes girls.

Quoting a Kanye West song..about a Kanye West song..

I bet he's been dreaming about this since Chi-town.