We were looking at pictures

Me - I don't want her to put the computer away, I wanna look at more pictures!

Justin - ASHLEY, MOM WANTS TO LOOK AT MORE PICTURES!
            *turns to me*
            That's just how pretty I think you are.

Talking about a random island

You can't tell me that wouldn't be awesome to go to!! You can't tell me Samstin doesn't want to go home!!

He said Drake was his best friend...

Me - You think everyone is your best friend!

Justin - Yeah but this is different

Me - How?

Justin - You don't understand...he really means somethin big to me. THE FUTURE OF HIP HOP!!

He said something that made me mad

Me - "OMG shut up!"

Justin - "SAMMI  NEEDS TO GET HER BRITCHES ON RIGHT!"

I was singing Drake

Justin - NOBODY does it like DRIZZY DRAKE!!

Quoting Taylor Swift?

Hey, careless man's careful daughter!!

Because a couple week ago my mom said we were eating in Quincy...

Me - Are you gonna be able to go to my grandparent's anniversary party with me?

Justin - Oh yeah. Where are you guys eating at? Arby's?