Justin- Dude I wanna work the night shift at Walmart
Me - But you'd get shot by scary people in the middle of the night
Justin - Yeah and I hope I get shot! So now you're thinking...Justin why would you want to get shot? So I can meet my Maker B WORDS!
Me - I can't decide if that's cute or really really blasphemous...
Justin - It's both
I've been with my boyfriend for over 3 years and everyday he says something completely ridiculous and hilarious. One day I decided that perhaps the rest of the world would find him humorous as well.
Thanks to stuffmygirlfriendsays.com and shitmydadsays.com for inspiration :)
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
When I was in California and he was passing into the Eastern Time Zone
"I'm getting old fast...You're gettin younger!...IT'S BENJAMIN BUTTON!"
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
About his only previous wedding experience
I was the ring bearer...and I thought that meant I got to dress up in a bear outfit. You can imagine my disappointment...
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