I have an Art Farm thing and they were building tunnels

Me - I can't wait for their tunnels to connect

Justin (in a dreamy voice) - They'll meet at sunrise...

While listening to Kid Cudi

This guy is a Cut E-bove the rest!!

After burning himself

OW!! It feels like 9/11 just happened on my skin!!!

In Quincy at 6 AM

Me - Why is that guy walking around at this hour?!

Justin - Cuz he's a mother f'in P - I - M - P!

Upon seeing the President on TV

*salutes*

Talking about some people in an African village

"You may have allllll the women in the land!" (in an Indian accent)

When I couldn't hear what he said

"Dude are you BLIND?"

"You mean deaf?"

After I walked in his house and saw he was watching HGTV

I'm not gay! I'm seriously not gay!