Talking about a really scary woman

Satan is strong within this one.

Looking at summer clothes in the middle of winter

Me - Do they just want girls to be slutty all year long?

Justin - There's never a season not to be slutty!

On how he's going to handle awkward situations at college

I'm just gonna whip it out and be like, "you b words aren't good enough for this!" and walk away.

Still at Abercrombie

While laughing at a girl with a really bad outfit and fake tan - we see her face for a second -
"Oh my word Samantha...don't look at her face!! It gets worse!"
So rude.

At Abercrombie, speaking the truth

The sizes here are so small. They make them for people who don't exist.

Only Girl in the World

You're the only girl I love Rihanna!
*looks at the disgusted look on my face*
F You!!!

Dr. Suess?

Justin - Oops! Did I just let the cat out of the hat?!

Me - You mean bag?

Justin - No dude!...Umm anyway..

My boyfriend at his best :)

Music Video

Click that link to see a music video I made for my Editing class! My boyfriend is the star :)

We were looking at pictures

Me - I don't want her to put the computer away, I wanna look at more pictures!

Justin - ASHLEY, MOM WANTS TO LOOK AT MORE PICTURES!
            *turns to me*
            That's just how pretty I think you are.

Talking about a random island

You can't tell me that wouldn't be awesome to go to!! You can't tell me Samstin doesn't want to go home!!

He said Drake was his best friend...

Me - You think everyone is your best friend!

Justin - Yeah but this is different

Me - How?

Justin - You don't understand...he really means somethin big to me. THE FUTURE OF HIP HOP!!

He said something that made me mad

Me - "OMG shut up!"

Justin - "SAMMI  NEEDS TO GET HER BRITCHES ON RIGHT!"

I was singing Drake

Justin - NOBODY does it like DRIZZY DRAKE!!

Quoting Taylor Swift?

Hey, careless man's careful daughter!!

Because a couple week ago my mom said we were eating in Quincy...

Me - Are you gonna be able to go to my grandparent's anniversary party with me?

Justin - Oh yeah. Where are you guys eating at? Arby's?

To Do List?

Justin - I'm at Staples looking for a new to-do list

Me - You're buying special paper to make to-do lists?

Justin - Noooo! A TO DO LIST. I really want one with a zipper...

Me - I have no idea what you're talking about. Send me a picture or something.

A few minutes later he sends me a picture of a PLANNER. Sigh...

Gender confusion

Me - I just heard the greatest song on the radio that I haven't heard in forever!!

Justin - What was it?

Me - Guess.

Justin - Was it a boy or a girl?

Me - Girl

Justin - The Beatles?

Me - GIRL?!

I don't even know...

Justin - Snakeman's Snakeshop!!! Kentucky Street...isn't there where Tuck Everlasting lives? What's his name...Paul?

Me - Patrick?

Justin - PAUL!

Then he randomly changed the subject. I literally have no idea what he was talking about. All I know is someone named PATRICK works on Kentucky Street.

This was awesome

You are so I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T!! You know what happens after that?! *starts playing music* I just wanna be I just wanna be SUCCESSFUL! Then wanna know what happens after that? *new song* Oh you fancy huh? Oh fancy huh?

I don't know how he came up with all those songs that fast lol

Embarrassing lol

Me - What makes me pretty to you?

Justin - Your personality!!

Me - Oh...that's it?

Justin - I meant...your boobs?

Me - OMG!

After drawing a scary portait of me...

Justin - Did you see my mental image of you? :)

Me- Oh yeah...that was....very nice...

Justin - You are too beautiful to be put on paper!!

He's cute :)

On the phone

Me - Are you gonna go play your game?

Justin - Yeah

Me - Ok I love you bye

*very long silence*

Me - You're already there aren't you...

Justin - BOOM HEADSHOT! YEAHHHHHH!!!!

After he said something super rude

Too soon? Hahaha see it's funny now! Just say "too soon" and it makes everything okay!

In a letter

I will draw a neuron on the back <3 because im <3 thinkin of you...

I love moments like this

Me - Omg that was good! I just figured out that 60 books in 3 years would be like 1 book every 3 months! That is good math!

Justin - Um...

Me - Hey it's good for someone who barely passed Algebra I...*long awkward silence*...well good night

*laughter*

Me - Did that make you love me more or less?

Justin - Both.

Geography Lesson

Justin - Did you know there's a NEW Zealand?!

Me - What do you mean...?

Justin - Wait....shoot...I thought...ok I thought there was a Zealand...and a NEW Zealand...SHUT UP OK!

I had a Justin moment...

Justin just got done making French toast...but he accidentally left the stove on and the pan on the stove.

Justin- OMG! *running toward pan as it is practically on fire*

Me- Oh yeah...I saw that...I thought you were cleaning it.

Trying to make fun of his sister...but failing

Justin - Speak before you talk!!

Ashley - You mean think before you speak?

Justin- Um...

Attempting to curl a 50 pound weight

Can I...nope.

He was offering to pay at Applebees

Me - You only have $15 to your name! I'm not taking it!

Justin - 15? No. I'm Justin Ketterman plus 8...minus John.

Random Rambling...

Justin- Dude I wanna work the night shift at Walmart

Me - But you'd get shot by scary people in the middle of the night

Justin - Yeah and I hope I get shot! So now you're thinking...Justin why would you want to get shot? So I can meet my Maker B WORDS!

Me -  I can't decide if that's cute or really really blasphemous...

Justin - It's both

When I was in California and he was passing into the Eastern Time Zone

"I'm getting old fast...You're gettin younger!...IT'S BENJAMIN BUTTON!"

Talking about wanting an Escalade

I want something like the big bad boys have!

About his only previous wedding experience

I was the ring bearer...and I thought that meant I got to dress up in a bear outfit. You can imagine my disappointment...

I have an Art Farm thing and they were building tunnels

Me - I can't wait for their tunnels to connect

Justin (in a dreamy voice) - They'll meet at sunrise...

While listening to Kid Cudi

This guy is a Cut E-bove the rest!!

After burning himself

OW!! It feels like 9/11 just happened on my skin!!!

In Quincy at 6 AM

Me - Why is that guy walking around at this hour?!

Justin - Cuz he's a mother f'in P - I - M - P!

Upon seeing the President on TV

*salutes*

Talking about some people in an African village

"You may have allllll the women in the land!" (in an Indian accent)

When I couldn't hear what he said

"Dude are you BLIND?"

"You mean deaf?"

After I walked in his house and saw he was watching HGTV

I'm not gay! I'm seriously not gay!

Outside

Let's go inside my female warriors...let's make love and make wine...we will make babies and then drink wine to celebrate our victory.

When told he wasn't 6 feet tall

Yes I am! I just measured myself!

With what?

My mom!